Ferrall & The Prophet

Philosophers, Poets & Morons

Tech Troubles, Hibachi Mishaps, and Sports Bettin'
In this episode, Micky shares a humorous story about technical difficulties and his private hibachi dinner. The conversation covers a variety of topics, including sports betting tips, college football game analysis, and fascinating trivia about hamburgers. Additionally, the hosts discuss bizarre news stories, such as a woman found with a cucumber in her body and a dentist impersonator. The episode wraps up with updates on popular sports events and a preview of upcoming shows, urging listeners to sign up for exclusive pick packages on Prophetable.tv
00:00 Introduction and Tech Support Woes
01:28 Hibachi Dinner Experience
02:56 Food Shopping Extravaganza
04:28 National Burger Day Trivia
06:57 College Football Excitement
08:45 Game Analysis and Betting Tips
17:09 Illinois vs. Kansas Betting Analysis
17:35 Baylor's Home Advantage
18:03 Georgia Tech vs. Colorado Predictions
19:18 UNLV's Struggles and Betting Odds
20:38 San Jose State vs. Central Michigan
21:36 Upcoming Big Games and Predictions
22:28 Notre Dame vs. Miami Preview
22:39 Exclusive Picks and Community Engagement
25:17 NFL and Golf Hot Takes
27:46 Bizarre News Stories
29:58 Final Thoughts and Sign-Off

Bitches and Beaches

Scott and Micky kick off with a comedic take on the perils of filming near noisy environments like the ocean and crowded streets. The conversation quickly shifts to humorous personal stories, including Scotty's poolside experience with a screaming child and past filming mishaps at a friend's estate. They delve into heated NFL discussions, analyzing team performances and player behaviors, before transitioning to other bizarre news stories and personal updates. The episode concludes with plans to film a reenactment of the OJ Simpson Bronco chase, complete with humorous roles, and a reminder for listeners to sign up for their football packages.
00:00 Introduction and Setting the Scene
00:09 Sensory Overload: Filming Challenges
01:30 Anecdotes and Personal Stories
02:06 Rants and Raves: Kids and Parenting
06:49 Sports Talk: Football and Personalities
13:35 NFL Predictions and Analysis
14:12 NFL Game Predictions
14:54 Analyzing Team Performances
16:12 Quarterback Discussions
20:36 Ronaldo's Record and Riches
21:34 Bizarre News Stories
24:58 OJ Bronco Chase Reenactment
27:05 Injuries and Betting Success
28:25 Conclusion and Sign-Off

R U Ready to Prophet?

In this episode, Scott and Micky express their excitement for the return of college football despite the mediocre lineup of games. They discuss their frustration with listeners who only tune in for free picks and explain their paid pick plans, promising profitability each month. They also provide picks for college and preseason football games, such as Clay Holmes and the Mets over the Braves and the Bengals over the Colts. Additional discussions include detailed commentary on various players, teams, and controversial topics like end zone celebrations and personal conduct. The hosts end with a preview of upcoming college football games and reiterate the value of their subscription services.
00:00 Welcome
00:09 Excitement for College Football
00:35 Rant on Free Trials and Free Plays
01:00 Profit Play Plans Explained
02:34 Preseason Football Picks
03:03 College Football Picks and Analysis
08:02 NFL Preseason Insights
12:00 Controversial Player News
15:17 Discussion on End Zone Celebrations
16:36 Controversial Gestures and Penalties
17:51 Bizarre Public Incidents
18:57 Airplane Etiquette and Personal Stories
20:51 College Football Quarterback Debates
28:16 Upcoming College Football Games
30:12 Final Thoughts and Sign-Off

Ozempic Vulva is a Thing!

In this episode hosts Micky and Scotty dive into a range of provocative and bizarre topics. They discuss the unappealing effects of Ozempic on women's bodies, choose sides in a crude hypothetical question, and explore the peculiar clinical trials for canine Ozempic. Scotty shares struggles with walking his powerful dog and expresses a controversial fascination with hurricanes and natural disasters. They then present a list of cities predicted to be underwater by 2030, flavored with dark humor and casual indifference towards global catastrophes. The conversation takes a raunchy turn with discussions on sex, swinging, and outrageous behaviors showcased in TV shows and movies. They also talk about bizarre accidents, including a brutal fall involving a cat and a personal mishap with a laundry basket. In the latter part, Pharrell narrates a scammy hotel booking experience and shares his frustrations with American Express. The episode wraps up with a promotion for sports betting, urging listeners to sign up for picks and a new Caesars account with clear instructions on using the promotional code.
00:00 Welcome
00:08 Ozempic Vulva and Weight Preferences
01:10 Ozempic for Dogs
03:07 Hurricane Aaron and Natural Disasters
04:24 Cities That Will Be Underwater by 2030
06:51 Japan's Population Decline
10:17 Michelle Williams' Unbelievable Story
11:51 Irreversible Sins: A Mexican Show Review
14:44 How Did That Injury Happen?
17:17 Fancy Fresh Restaurants' Bottled Water Menu
18:32 Hotel Minibar Scams
19:00 Booking Nightmares and Refund Scams
22:33 Swingers Resorts and Open Marriages
26:26 Ketamine Overdose Story
29:08 Caesars Sportsbook Promo

Bad Beats and BIG BUCKS (and elk)

Unexpected Finds, Sports Drama, and Unusual Penalties: A Wild Ride on Ferrall & The Prophet
 
In this episode of Ferrall & The Prophet, Scott and Micky discuss a range of unexpected and bizarre stories. The episode kicks off with a tale of a book returned to a San Antonio library after 82 years, highlighting amusing and strange fines, including a $110,000 speeding ticket in Switzerland. The conversation then shifts to sports, recounting frustrating close-game losses involving the Jaguars and the Brewers. A surprising find of $7.5 million in a storage facility and 50 pounds of pure cocaine are among the jaw-dropping stories shared. The hosts also discuss the tragic tale of a Miss Universe contestant killed by an elk, odd city smells with a list of the top five stinkiest cities in the U.S., and Playboy's CEO moving operations from Los Angeles to Miami due to anti-business sentiment. They finish with a touching 9/11 remembrance segment, recalling a moving story about identifying victims years later through DNA.
 
00:00 Introduction and Morning Greetings
00:15 Library Stories and Overdue Books
02:07 Swimming and Morning Routines
02:36 Sports Talk: Bad Beats and Game Recaps
05:35 Speeding Fines and Traffic Stories
10:03 Unexpected Finds: Money and Drugs
11:57 Celebrity Gossip: Kobe's Wife and Jalen Brown
13:58 9/11 Remembrance and Personal Stories
17:38 Reflecting on 9/11 Memories
18:39 Real Estate Ventures Post-9/11
19:21 Stinkiest Cities in America
23:26 Legendary Restaurants and Owners
27:10 Mass Shootings and Nightclub Violence
28:58 Businesses Leaving Los Angeles
29:41 Upcoming Topics and Promotions
 

Join Us After Services For Cocktails At The Rectumry

In this episode, Scotty and the Prophet discuss their upcoming partnerships with major betting platforms like DraftKings, Caesars, and MGM to offer their audience incredible betting deals and free money opportunities. They delve into amusing stories, including a significant drop in PornHub visitors and the Bellagio heist. The hosts also share personal anecdotes about their experiences in the film industry and the fun side of frat life. They wrap up with a story about a priest involved in a controversial relationship and a prank involving laxative-laced cupcakes aimed at a school bully.
00:00 Introduction and Upcoming Promotions
 
03:32 The Decline of PornHub
07:25 Bellagio Heist and Movie Talk
17:21 Strippers and Scandals
22:43 Cupcake Catastrophe
24:23 Fraternity Pranks and Hazing
26:07 Paul Rodriguez's Legal Troubles
30:13 Gambling Wins and Promotions
31:56 Upcoming Shows and Promotions
 

Secret Agents, Big Money!

Big Wins, Vegas Tales, and Life Insights
This episode covers the final day of a week-long road trip ending with a flight to NYC from Vegas. Highlights include a recount of a haircut celebration with an extended lap swim, a lucky $12,800 win from a slot machine, and a rundown of Metallica's upcoming Vegas residency. Other segments discuss profit margins for sports betting subscriptions, alarming health studies on oral cancer and Alzheimer's, and a grim look into the dangers of new potent street drugs. Anthony Bourdain's drinking habits in Russia, top sports agents' earnings, and a story about public caning in Indonesia round out the episode. Discussions on upcoming MLB free agents, the benefits of coffee, the societal trend away from alcohol, and critical NFL updates are also included. The episode closes with a promotional push for the show's betting picks service and the success rate of recent bets.
00:00 Road Trip Wrap-Up and Vegas Vibes
01:18 Vegas Wins and Metallica Residency
02:30 Big Wins and Betting Success
07:21 Health Risks and New Studies
09:35 Sports Highlights and Free Agents
11:16 Dangerous Drugs and Odd News
13:46 NBA Opening Night and Speeding Athletes
15:23 NFL Injury Updates
15:37 AP Top 25 College Football Rankings
16:41 Disturbing Crime Stories
18:43 Rethinking Alcohol Consumption
20:49 Food Truck Botulism Outbreak
22:01 Caning Punishments in Indonesia
24:14 Anthony Bourdain's Drinking Habits
29:20 Top Sports Agents Earnings
31:45 Final Thoughts and Upcoming Shows

Airplane Biohazard Alert!

Morning Madness: From Hilarious Rants to Explosive Stories
In this lively episode of 'Ferrall & The Prophet the energetic hosts cover a wide array of topics ranging from personal anecdotes and bizarre news stories to sports updates and offbeat humor. Starting off with a humorous intro and a wild story about Armie Hammer, the conversation transitions into various eclectic subjects such as the traits of morning people, health routines, the attractiveness of avid readers, and the fascinating quirks of sports personalities. The duo also discusses the deteriorating tipping culture in Vegas, innovative changes in the casino industry, and controversial public figures. Closing out with a story about a horrifying mid-flight experience involving explosive diarrhea, the episode is packed with humor, curiosity, and a touch of the bizarre.
00:00 Introduction and Morning Banter
00:37 Cannibalism and Controversy
01:27 Morning Person Traits
01:56 Basketball and Coffee
02:49 Reading and Attraction
03:41 Baseball Highlights
07:04 Coaching and Controversies
07:26 Vegas and High-End Steaks
10:02 NFL and ESPN Deal Insights
10:33 Sidney Sweeney's Controversial Ad
11:40 Crime Stories and Bizarre Incidents
13:39 Signs of True Love
15:09 Pharrell's Old People Jokes
16:11 Americans Moving to Puerto Rico
17:10 Teen's Shocking Party
17:32 Explosive Diarrhea on a Flight

Tips and Tricks for Optimal Vaginal Health

Desert Heat, Football Insights, and Health Discussions at the Fountain Blue
In this episode of 'Ferrall & The Prophet, Micky recounts his experience at the Fountain Blue in Las Vegas amid an intense desert heatwave. He shares stories from the original Fountain Blue in Miami, updates on Arch Manning's football career, and discussions about various NFL games and players. Additionally, they delve into the rise of STDs in Mississippi, the debut of the first female MLB umpire, and a deep dive into NBA scouting culture. The episode also covers personal hygiene topics and closes with bizarre news stories from around the world, ensuring an engaging and eclectic mix of content.
00:00 Welcome to Ferrall & The Prophet
00:09 Exploring the Fountain Blue in Las Vegas
02:42 NFL Draft and Arch Manning's Future
04:18 Weekend Football Highlights
04:56 Hunter's Dual Role in the NFL
06:59 First Female Umpire in MLB
10:12 Rick Patino on the Decline of Point Guards
11:09 Brooklyn Nets' Scouting Success
15:47 Global Basketball Talent Development
17:37 The Life of a Scout
18:50 Mississippi's STD Epidemic
21:35 Vaginal Health and Hygiene
27:21 Sports Updates and Scandals
28:51 Bizarre and Disturbing News Stories
31:43 The Ferrall Finish

Episode 211 - Good Gas Health

From Pool Gas to College Football Rankings: A Wild Ride with Ferrall & The Prophet
In this eclectic and unfiltered episode of 'Ferrall & the Prophet Mickydiscusses his travel plans from Chicago to Las Vegas while sharing anecdotes about his experiences in Chicago. The conversation takes an unexpected turn towards farting habits and their supposed health benefits, followed by humorous and often crude stories involving practical jokes and adult content. The duo also touch upon various sports topics, including the opening of the college football season with top teams' rankings, the Manning family's strategy for Arch Manning, and speculations about several key players. Other highlights include NBA player contracts, US Open tennis insights, discussions about dog fighting convictions, NHL team ownership, and the economic struggles of Las Vegas. The episode wraps up with Ferrall's candid thoughts on children's behavior and updates on his personal life, all delivered in his signature irreverent style.
00:00 Introduction and Travel Plans
00:33 The Windy City Experience
01:01 Fart Walks and Healthy Aging
02:10 Fart Pranks and YouPorn
03:33 Celebrity Gossip and Vegas Tourism
06:27 Gambling in Vegas
07:35 Health and Personal Stories
12:57 College Football Rankings
18:30 NBA Contracts and Player Performance
21:07 Celebrity Influencers and Their Billion-Dollar Brands
21:50 Sports Trades and Scandals
23:33 Health Issues and Personal Anecdotes
26:09 NHL Ownership Drama
29:10 NFL Suspensions and Player Contracts
31:52 US Open: The Wild Side of Tennis
36:17 Final Thoughts and Farewell